eve polastri’s parka 🕴️
@turtleneckseve
read the chickening fics if u are a #Real villanever
here is my thread of unreleased killing eve music. because i can’t just upload audio i’m just going to post some basic edits i put with them 🎼 (they’ll probably be compressed to shit but we’ll see)
IF I WAS A LIONESS I WOULD SIMPLY PUT THE BALL IN THE GOAL
yeah no people literally get shit sentences for dangerous driving even if it resulted in killing people. if anything it literally isn’t strict enough
before people start discoursing, she literally went 38 in a 30 😭😭 the uk strict AF!!
never fully knew adulthood until i felt the rage of somebody using my wheelie bins

🚨 NEW: Health Secretary Wes Streeting says the UK will be "fat free" by 2035 under plans to widen access to Ozempic and Mounjaro for "everyone who needs them" [@hoffman_noa]
🚨 NEW: Health Secretary Wes Streeting says the UK will be "fat free" by 2035 under plans to widen access to Ozempic and Mounjaro for "everyone who needs them" [@hoffman_noa]
had the lion king 2 soundtrack stuck in my head free me
UK 'to be hotter than Barbados' with temperatures set to hit a record-breaking 34C 🔗Read more trib.al/3ftLdaG
UK 'to be hotter than Barbados' with temperatures set to hit a record-breaking 34C 🔗Read more trib.al/3ftLdaG
someone needs to tell ikea that they don’t need to put stickers on EVERYTHING
is it possible to die from hay fever because omfg