Tsar Dudebro II
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ethan | silly little guy | exists between twitter spaces | metalhead | liberaltarian/wokertarian | huey long's biggest hater | sweet tea slut | prv: @soggyethan
Alt. History/Worldbuilding Project Megathread cause I might need it soon. 🧵

Because althist timelines are more interesting when it is real-life politicians but wrapped in different circumstances. I apologise i didn't come up with 15 fake politicians who didnt exist for this, but I thought using people who actually did exist was more interesting
Always funny watching the creative black hole that is alternate history writing, what do you mean the POD is in the 1860s but still get the same politician of our world but just shuffled around ? Abysmal dogshit lol
PART OF THE FUN IS REAL PEOPLE IN DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES!
Always funny watching the creative black hole that is alternate history writing, what do you mean the POD is in the 1860s but still get the same politician of our world but just shuffled around ? Abysmal dogshit lol
Chicago, who is a high school bully in my Hetalia AU where it's all American cities instead of countries, shoving my self insert into a locker: Salt Lake City? More like Fart Stank Shitty!
Burkina Faso is currently the 4th largest tomato processor in the world
My favorite thing about Turkmenistan is that its dictator Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow was rumoured to be dead so he beat those allegations by going on state TV and doing donuts next to the giant hole that's been continuously burning for the last 50 years
If Obama is arrested, Democrats will take the House and Senate in 2026.
If Obama is arrested, Democrats will take the House and Senate in 2026.
Flat earthers commenting under NASA's posts is basically this
lol gime a break with ur fn lies
look not to jinx it, but guys i think Something might be Happening.
Trump is privately worrying about the building crisis over his ties to Epstein, complaining: “They’re going to f--- me.” trib.al/SwPWHHU
5 years ago today, The New Order released on Steam. This was a passion project of hundreds of individuals motivated by a love for the setting and a dedication to creating a great, story-driven Cold War simulator. Today, we’ll be kicking off a 5 day celebration of the benchmark.
5 years ago today, The New Order released on Steam. This was a passion project of hundreds of individuals motivated by a love for the setting and a dedication to creating a great, story-driven Cold War simulator. Today, we’ll be kicking off a 5 day celebration of the benchmark.
This 37 year old RFK team still serves their Coke the retro way
we, yes WE, are bringing back jittleyangs and futuluhtoogans in 2025 😂
the sheer amount of spam calls my job gets is so annoying