lucille ballz
@tripled0gdared
what’s the difference between jelly and jam😈
dropping out of school to mourn the Lucy Dacus NZ tour that never got announced 💔
Dropping out of physics it made me lose the lorde ticket war.
Imagine being able to say Lucy dacus married you
Imagine being able to say Lucy dacus married you
Lucy Dacus offers to officiate weddings for fans on her upcoming tour.
Your oomfs with a gal that has connections. Thats all I’ll say.

The suspected gay teacher but has a wife just called Hitler sexy
WE GOT TICKETS WE GOT TICKETS THEY BLUEBALLED US SO HARD BUT WE FINALLY GOT SOME
OH THIS IS GONNA BE SO MUCH WORSE IF LANEWAY HAS GOOD ARTISTS
Having to go to Auckland for lorde concert then coming home and then a week later going back up and moving into uni
Having to go to Auckland for lorde concert then coming home and then a week later going back up and moving into uni

I accidentally downloaded a virus on the work computer…. Worse part is that it’s a law firm….
My cousin has been downloading every single app from any ad she gets because she thought it was the only way to get rid of the ad
thinking about the time Julien baker said she was straight passing
I have a STRONG feeling Lucy’s gonna announce her NZ tour soon

She’s also been going around saying fggot because she thought it was a slur for fat people so she believed she could say it…
Friends little sister thought milf meant Man I Love Females