hopzilla
@trinnybopper
The internal monologue of an absolute idiot.
said it before, saying it again: anyone with 'studied at the school of hard knocks' or 'university of life' on their FB profile is a cunt
Unpopular opinion 4ever is better than Untouched #hottest100ofaustraliansongs
Went to the pub, been here about half an hour, want to deck the loud-mouth dickhead behind me already - this is why I stay home
Berlin Chair - really thought it would’ve been higher up the list tbh #hottest100ofaustraliansongs
Can’t hear a @GoBetweens song without tearing up #hottest100ofaustraliansongs
Sitting here counting off which bands we’ve seen live #hottest100ofaustraliansongs
Should’ve been higher - Stevie is a fucken legend #Hottest100OfAustralianSongs
Me hearing Midnight Oil at 99 in the hottest 100 “hoo boy that top end is going to be a shitshow of crap now isn’t it?”
not me telling my supervisor she doesn't need to come to work tomorrow #officecunts
I just need a job where I can ask “what the fuck do you want cunt?” without being fired #officecunts
I can hear this lazy motherfucker lying about doing something when I know he hasn't and I swear to god I will fucking kill him #officecunts
Sad to have to wake 15yo metal loving son up with the news Ozzy has gone 🦇 sad house here today
I literally said in front of useless twat "I won't be asking him to do anything because he is useless" and he just stood there and it didn't even fucking register #officecunts
mediocre men in the workplace really just sticking together in their fucking incompetence #officecunts
fair chunk of the workplace off with covid, everyone else in office pissing me the fuck off. Supervisor "Did anyone email this person? The email address is wrong" Me: "Well that would be because YOU have put their email address wrong in the system everyone is using" #officecunts
I know I sound like a giant bitch but I’ve spent the night having to smile at about 20 people telling me how much they love my hair at a gig tonight and my face hurts and I want to shave my head
People of Tasmania- even thought it is winter deodorant is still your friend you smelly motherfuckers