jörg shidmann

heavy is the head that weighs a lot

magnificent parking job in little italy. just right smack dab in the middle of the crosswalk. glad to see the diaspora keeping alive the traditions of the old country

i will not stand for being called “they” by a girl who’s still got the taste of her first 2mg/day estrogen tablet on her tongue dont piss me off rn

Royalmount Mall is part of the Global Dubai Belt

gen z boss and a mini 😄

im on the tea app telling them u wore my panties

move on bbg

i love coming home to this 😭❤️

My friend has a hole in his boot and his big toe sticks out of it and no woman wants to date him.

have a friend in nyc - 6'10", ivy league rower and quarterback at michigan state, makes $45M a year as a tech finance doctor, he's a calvin klein model in paris, and he cannot find a gf. women spit on him on the street. they drive up onto the curve to run him over. they hate him

Woke Canada: - QueWOKE - OnTHEIRio - SHE/HERta - BISEXUAL Columbia - WOMANitoba - DEI

you have to hand it to him he rly does know how to make an exit

last summer… when she was little…….

need you all to know whenever i say "right..." im channeling her

this is how i talk to people on hinge

Can’t believe anyone’s eulogizing hulk hogan after he hurt all those people with chairs and stuff

Cities in the Global A Belt: - Austin - Albuquerque - Aachen - Arnhem - Alexandria - Adelaide - Athens - Addis Ababa - Algiers - Antalya - Aarhus

there’s something so liberating in going for a walk while chopped

pedro pascal misogynistically belittles female co-star, referring to her as “GIRL!”