TrafficBasher 🇪🇺

Is it just a Vauxhall thing, or are all auto dipping headlights pretty crap at detecting oncoming traffic on motorways & dual carriageways?

Praise to the little baby Jebus for giving us summer evenings, motorcycles, and the explosive juices of dead dinosaurs with which to propel them.

Character-building ride back from the passport office this morning 🌧️🌧️🌧️

Droite. Mille fois.

27 days until our annual road trip to Spain and I haven’t booked Eurotunnel, sorted the dog’s rabies vaccine, renewed my passport or bought a roofbox.

CoPilot in Outlook is offering me coaching to be less passive aggressive. Another one for the Draft Folder of Career Suicide, then.

It’s mighty enjoyable watching someone parachuted in to a senior position, and who possesses a talent for winding people up, blindly dig themselves a hole, and then once the hole already seems pretty fucking large to everyone else, they grab an even bigger shovel and dig more

Bit rusty on the doors since becoming a full time desk jockey, but still managed to do 222 doors in 5hr 32min when the shit hits the fan

Or, just legalise it 🤯🤷🏻‍♂️ Remove this kind of problem entirely AND disrupt (some) drug-related organised crime. Save the justice system £000s million each year AND bring in similar amounts for the Treasury in VAT & duty each year. Seems bloody obvious! bbc.com/news/articles/…

Just one shift where everyone can actually do their job would be nice, please.

Muted that Waitrose guy a long time ago. Glad to see he’s finding out.

I see the gullible masses have a new bee in their bonnet (pun not intended) #motability