Joe
@totnumjoe
My unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavour. @totnamjoe
I think in a past life THFCHimothy was a farmer, and I was his cow. I believe he hit me, and milked me, and stole my calves from me. there is something that breaks in my heart every time I see his name, or face.
Anyone want me to make a teacher pizza tweet to lift the mood a bit?
Got posted on the Tea app for being a manipulative narcissist instead of something hurtful like my xeets aren’t funny
🚨JUST IN: HSTikkyTokky and TotnumJoe got into a BRAWL on Shaga strip 😳https://t.co/0zHjrktWPz
Me scarfing down my labubu dubai chocolate with moon beam ice cream matcha lattes in my limited edition labubu stanley cup while wearing polyester clothes from shein and temu and watching love island and listening to benson boone
These were the type of dudes you had to hate in silence
Gotta appreciate the consistency😭
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Tottenham Hotspur turning attention to Newcastle striker Alexander Isak. #THFC head coach Thomas Frank long-term admirer of 25yo & Spurs will try to convince Swedish int’l to join if deal can be agreed with #NUFC @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/64952…