Anthony “A-Train” Worthington
@tony_dawgs
Milton ‘88, ΠΚΑ ‘91. Expert sports day trader. Animal-based diet is the way. Owner of many course records
This must be what seeing MJ in his prime felt like (please fucking hit me in the face with a crowbar).
Aliens have given you 60 seconds to show them two items to prove humanity is worth saving. What do you show them?
Aliens have given you 60 seconds to show them two items to prove humanity is worth saving. What do you show them?
Talk to what women, pass. Get on the BV and make fun of pike, now that’s the move #pikespike
Shoutout to whoever the new Chicks admin is. Actually posts good content and not just AI-generated garbage. Someone bring Jack Cote back.
The Left is INFURIATED by a white boy enjoying a nice ribeye.
Alright fellas, do we #shrink or #expand this guy?
God damn it I need to make more money #pleaserapeme
I have officially found my new favorite account.
sigh.
Massive news for the most unemployed and mentally challenged of the world.
🌽 ⭐️ Autumn Falls gives N3on a moment he would never forget 👀💀
Was never hot now decides to get a fake rack…give me Gay Son all day and twice on Sunday. #fuckthis
Was about to run it back until some fucking hardo decided to do a full stretching routine inside. #dissolve CrossFit bros.
Roommate’s first day on the j*b today. I’ll be here enjoying unemployment instead. #hardlyworking
Love everyone with me in this tier and on the list. Proud to be a member. Fuck Greg Sankey.
HOOSIER HATER PRESENTS: The Official IU Twitterverse Tier Rankings of Summer 2025.
Roommate’s first day on the j*b today. I’ll be here enjoying unemployment instead. #hardlyworking
Said goodbye to Old Faithful today. 5 years, lot of AI-generated assignments, and a few good tugs. A celebratory domestic pilsner will be enjoyed tonight. #mambaout
🪵, please verbally abuse me, 🪵. Now this is what I call advertising. #expand #miamibigthree
300 follower tv setup reveal, who’s got it better than a-train? #lank #slightdox
