Tommy
@tomsegal
Just absorbing the whole of civilization. @dukealumni
“All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies.” -Bokonon 1:1
Been thinking about getting a new putter lately… do I dare?? #HappyGilmore2
𝕨𝓪ꜱᴛ̴eʟₐ͓ɴ͓ᴅ 𝕖𝓵e𝓰ʏ (2025) by @m0dest___ (shoutout to my brother @mr_merge for the assist)
Not ashamed to admit I am in love with a grown man named Big Dumper.
GRAND DUMPER.
Oysters. Arnold Palmer. Kurt. Wimbledon. This is living. (Bluebeard remains a must-read for anyone who fancies themself a serious collector).
Skelekart (2025) by @lphaCentauriKid Abslutely blessed to be alive and addicted to the internet at this moment in the universe's expansion.
just saw this tweet and HAMMERED the pacers live bet
Pascal Siakam just turned into a demon
Grail Gristle Buddee secured. Juggalo wings, crypto punks tiffany blue cock ring, centrum silver, the noid eyes, manwich meat, THIRD PROPERTY BROTHER BUDDEE LORE. this is how we meat.
And, as in uffish thought he stood, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came! 1-2, 1-2! And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back. - 🐐
