panic! attack at the disco
@tomposting_
“It’s gonna be a long party. Go slow” - Mitch Hedberg
This is literally gayer than sucking on a penis
This guy is a legend: makes his liberal mom stay in @realDonaldTrump themed bedroom
When I was a kid, we used to meet up by the creek every single day after school. I was thinking about how nowadays there’s no way someone would see a group of 12 year old boys gathering together without calling the cops
“Why don’t kids go outside anymore?”
An interaction I had a million times in Europe. Europeans: “Haha Americans don’t know geography” Me: “I’m from Chicago, do you know where that is?” Them: “No” Me: “It’s on Lake Michigan” Them: “what’s that?” Me: “it’s one of the Great Lakes” Them: “What are the Great Lakes
Venmo, PayPal users can now send money to the US government to help pay down $36.7 trillion national debt, per NYP
Venmo, PayPal users can now send money to the US government to help pay down $36.7 trillion national debt, per NYP
Imagine a world without elephants. Even the thought makes me sick to my stomach.
🎥 IG okczoo
Men and women hate each other a lot and I’m not sure what we’re supposed to do about it
"Must be 6 feet tall, have a 6-pack, and make 6 figures."
how can you detach from someone who isn’t interested in you? genuinely asking, i can’t stand the pain anymore
how can you detach from someone who isn’t interested in you? genuinely asking, i can’t stand the pain anymore
But I thought the letter didn’t exist
TRUMP SUGGESTS SOMEONE ELSE COULD HAVE WROTE LETTER TO EPSTEIN AND USED HIS NAME
If you buy pasta and all the ingredients to make your own sauce you’ll spend $10 and it will feed you for days
eating at home costing $60 with time and labor and eating outside costing $56.78. alright.
Ok sorry but as someone with a history degree what they actually teach is that modern standards for sexuality can’t be applied to people in the past and that you shouldn’t try to do that
What’s crazy is that millennials, who grew up with unlimited access during the true wild west era of the internet, somehow ended up more normal than zoomers who grew up with an internet that is far cleaner, more censored, and less dangerous
Being a kid raised on unrestricted internet access seems like some kind of MKUltra Science Experiment in retrospect
I don’t like how old this video from 2018 looks
It Takes A Pet Like No Problem! (2018)
The CIA reading this
Burkina Faso President Ibrahim Traoré has announced a bold plan to unite the African continent under one system. He said he wants to create United States of Africa, where all African countries will come together as one. In his plan, there will be one government system, one…
Thank you Mr The Situation
In a couple of years, you won't care about how long it took. You'll just be glad you never gave up 😤
I kinda wish I had a freakish fetish. these people seem like they have a lot of fun
I bet this feels so good
I love seeing movies alone it’s actually very relaxing and therapeutic to leave the outside world and go sit in the dark for a while.
Is it weird/pathetic to go see a movie by yourself