Tom Booger

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Messi has pulled out of the #MLSAllStar game due to lack of HGH availability while traveling

Emil Forsberg’s impact with the New York Red Bulls go far beyond just on the field. Several players have said that the leadership role he has taken has turned the club into a family environment. To find out more google “Emil Forsberg family.”

Per sources Major League Soccer for some time has been considering formally recognizing the records and statistics of Chivas USA as part of Los Angeles FC history

Per @KennySloth253 Seattle Sounders defender Nouhou has been sentenced to death by Tim Melia by MLS after his conduct against Sporting Kansas City last week

Hey Tom we all already knew this was happening yesterday because of me. We don’t need you anymore. We’re good.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 BREAKING: The New York Red Bulls have now completed a provisional contract agreement with former Leicester and England forward Jamie Vardy. Both parties have agreed to a senior minimum deal with Vardy receiving unlimited free Red Bull for life as part of the contract.

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🇫🇷 Karim Benzema is in Attendance tonight for the #DOOP game to scout the 15 year old wonder kid Cavan Sullivan. Benzema believes his history of scouting and securing 15 year olds will be able to sway Sullivan from Man City and join him in Saudi Arabia.

🚂🚨 Charlotte FC y en Arabia las opciones más cercanas a llevarse a Giakoumakis. GG lleva dos días sin ir a entrenar a la noria tratando de apresurar sus salida, veremos cuál será su próximo destino…

🇬🇷 Per @VoxProMLS Charlotte FC are looking to move swiftly to replace the departing Patrick Agyemang with former Atlanta United forward and Cruz Azul outcast Giorgos Giakoumakis with the club having already acquired his discovery rights in early June

BREAKING: Several notable MLS/USMNT content creators are now confirmed to be listed in the Epstein files including but not limited to @MLSMoves and also @ManagerTactical

Chicago Fire midfielder Kellyn Acosta was asked about his falling out with the Colorado Rapids saying, “It was just unfortunate how I was treated. I wanted to go to Europe, but the club did not wish to let me go. I think I could’ve become the American Pirlo if I went to Europe.”

MLS commissioner Don Garber was spotted being escorted by police out of a Starbucks this morning after trying to pay for his order with general allocation money

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DC United are now in provisional talks with former player and Austin FC manager Josh Wolff to become the new head coach after parting ways with Troy Lesesne earlier this week

BREAKING: Alexi Lalas was arrested yesterday shortly after the #FIFACWC final after he ran onto the field attempting to get closer to President Donald Trump. Police reports say he was removing his pants and “aggressively salivating” when he was stopped by security.

We are massive

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