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#taraday

Twitter is so stupid. There will literally be slow ppl in your dms telling u to kys bc u said u don’t like the color green

there's some twitter gifs that ive started to act out in real life as responses to situations

If u say “im stuffed” instead of “im full” ik u greedy asf

once you have cava you start to look at chipotle with disgust

Whose mama is this

They be waiting for me in the bathroom where im most vulnerable

It’s always a girl who got chanel, dior, kenzo etc. in their name on social media that u gotta watch out for

I need like 5 hours after I wake up to begin to socialize fr

I thought today was tuesday…

If u tell me ur favorite subject in school was gym or lunch just block me

I finally got an ezpass and now I feel like I unlocked a new map

Sometimes I want to go outside and feel like im the only person on earth

it really is that damn phone

Y’all can’t convince me that nairobi setting foam isn’t windex

I need to find a way for all of south african twitter to block me

I be admiring my morning skinny and start moving like britney spears in the mirror

Ok I see why they was callin me a yt woman but idgafffffff I miss it I’m bringing it back this fall