Teak Awl

I like to test doors to see if they’ll open. My policy is that an unlocked door is a policy to enter. Thread of places I’ve been by walking into unlocked rooms:

playing the wrong status games will waste your talents and have you obsessing over the opinions of people who don't even know your name (god I hope this tweet gets a thousand likes)

the ability to write a good song and write a good paragraph are fundamentally the same skill

In a surprising turn of events the town square for my discipline is now LinkedIn

Need to be more economical with my tweets. Need to be knowledge graph maxxing. Need to start using RTs of canned stock replies to organize and link related tweets.

I can't be the only one who mixes these two up

someone who is good at memory management please help me budget this. my family is dying

Face accounts. Cat pfps. Anime pfps. Historical figure accounts. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Anime pfps attacked.

my Citi Field series is not performing well but in my defense I plead inanity

Overcoming my fear of ice cream through exposure therapy