thoughtcrime
@thoughtcrime___
frog
damn i think i fucked up my left shoulder hoping it’s not serious. never go full catturd
chest day going to channel my inner catturd 💪
wish i could be watching colbert rn but orange man had go cancel it #annoyed
my time as catturd has come to an end it was quite fun, but back to frog mode now 🐸
actually us MAGA “fanboys” do lift, dumbass i can bench a lot, have a 42 inch waist (from all the squats), and i almost maxed out the preacher curl once in college
If these MAGA fanboy losers hit the gym or went outside maybe they wouldn’t feel so bad about themselves and would stop taking their insecurities out on other people!
looking for some bars looking to get in a fight tonight
beautiful view chilling on this bench reading some catturd tweets. soaking up the sun. life is good
the number of people who think this is actually me is hilarious
The number of people who think this is actually me is hilarious lol
why does this only have 4 likes but over 200 impressions? this app is so fucking broken @elonmusk plz fix
catturd fact of the day: the man is so hung 🍆 he’s lost multiple relationships over it. we’re talkin “it literally doesn’t fit” 🚫🍑 he’s not just packing heat 🔥 — he’s carrying a burden 🐘
catturd has motion this is a stan account now
…. Did this guy create his own fan to comment