thomas violence
@thomas_violence
I'm Mr @boontavista, Mr @twobitmovieclub and Mr BORLFF.
introducing the sequel to BORLFF, BORLFF
UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: You, Your Husband, Your Cockapoos, And The Anus It's Freemium Freebruary! This one's on the house. We bring you: A crumbling empire's roadwars, an unwelcome guest in your brown slop, big time egg theft, and the RIPing Report. soundcloud.com/boontavista/un…
EPISODE 381: Get A Bucket, I’m About To Cum Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A man in a Bobcat with nothing to lose, an international sandwich chain staffed by people with nothing to lose, and making sure the evil is cleansed from your house. soundcloud.com/boontavista/ep…
EPISODE 380: Mononymous Gibian Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: A woman and her mutant dogs, baiting a bull with Mike Kuck, the significance of an open door, a perfectly legal glass of prosecco, a missing crown, and a missing gun. soundcloud.com/boontavista/ep…
BONUS EPISODE: 150 Holes Filled??? Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The freedom to entertain your grandkids, 150 former holes in Arizona, a Stuff We Should Chat About, and another listener freakishly close to a story. patreon.com/posts/120464161
the tiktok thing is awful. why cant they unilaterally take all the americans off one of the apps i actually use
EPISODE 379: The 4th Royal Piss Receivers (with @gotitatguineys) Tom from @beneathskinpod and @lions_by joins us to talk about: An out of control falconer, an out of control parachutist, and a bold new look for the World Egg Organization. soundcloud.com/boontavista/ep…
BONUS EPISODE: My Car Lives In The Swale Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Further exploration into the fraught relationship between neighbour and neighbour, and three fun and flirty gals having a night out with your dead uncle. patreon.com/posts/120050734
not really using this website anymore because it's piss but my dear friend casey who was banned from this website for making violent threats (the good kind) is raising money for her gender affirming care, any amount you can spare would be amazing gofundme.com/f/help-casey-a…
⛈️ Thunderstorm FORECAST for MONDAY: Severe thunderstorms are possible in northern, central, and eastern #Qld, and are likely between Tully and Monto. Hazards are LARGE HAIL, DAMAGING WINDS & HEAVY RAIN. Today's warnings: bom.gov.au/qld/warnings/
EPISODE 378: Permacrisis Bananaphone Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Our annual report on Dutch New Year's, the brand synergy betwixt condiment and hype man, and a look at the trends set to define 2025. soundcloud.com/boontavista/ep…
I beseech thee check this shit out
UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Please, Step Into My Sneezatorium It's one more freebie for the holidays! This episode is one long segment about something we didn't know existed and were completely delighted / disgusted to find out about. Enjoy! soundcloud.com/boontavista/un…
they're calling it one of the top 10 podcast listens of 2025
UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Please, Step Into My Sneezatorium It's one more freebie for the holidays! This episode is one long segment about something we didn't know existed and were completely delighted / disgusted to find out about. Enjoy! soundcloud.com/boontavista/un…
UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: The Three Twin Situation We're on break! Here's a freebie to get you through. Lucy, Andrew and Ben bring you: Waking up at 3am to your scrolling girlfriend, too many twins, Ohio's fastest backwards man, and pure evil in Lancashire. soundcloud.com/boontavista/un…
happy holidays to you and yours. why not give the gift of subscribing to a podcast to yourself, or a family member
BONUS EPISODE: Osama, You Are Crazy For This One It's the final episode for the year! An exploding shoe, a spherical egg, a sad return to Wisconsin, a tiny finger on the trigger, and leaving all your money to Thiberville. Merry Christmas. patreon.com/posts/118510009
EPISODE 376: Does This Margarita Taste Like Uncle To You? The gamer milk that will save the world, getting paid to earn a horse's respect, a car that went into our out of a building, a car that definitely went into a building, and swingercode. soundcloud.com/boontavista/ep…
BONUS EPISODE: A Cool URL To A Nice Porno Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Two celebrity visits by one celebrity, and the stark difference in the naming habits of the experts and the public at large. patreon.com/posts/117754786