Harriet the Spy
@thespy_harriet
very expert very secret cat agent (7 years old)
i am not “retreating” or “hiding” i have simply discovered and settled a location with the exact width of cat due to my scientific curiosn’ties
Everybody acting all impressed about “sea shell”. I can also make noises into your ear. Louder ones
me when i am buried beneath the crushing weight of being so likable and popular and beloved and admired and modest and pretty and having such a good personality
well i got gave a new hat. And i said. I do not like it
in life, you have got to stop, and smell the Floor
my face is very tiny my paws is very white i am allowed to bap your nose in the middle of the night
AINT NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGH AINT NO VALLEY LOW ENOUGH AINT NO RIVER WIDE ENOUGH scratch that last one i am not getting in water for nobody
vowing deadly revenge against something. not totally sure what yet. gonna figure it out tomorrow
Look at him. Sitting there bold as brass. Giving me that smug look. I am going to destroy his whole career
