John Wilson
@therealjcwilson
Just here for the show.
Once again I have woken up without becoming rich and famous. Guess I'll go to work.
After decades of struggle the @wnba is on the brink of success. And they're fumbling the moment in several ways. It's kinda heartbreaking. 🫤
Ain’t no applause in the process. Just oil-stained hands, quiet lessons, and boys turnin’ into men while the world ain’t lookin. This the part they never see.
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that she's probably single.
Spaghetti and Meatballs for breakfast. Because I'm grown and can do what I want.
For the life of me, I can't figure out why they're canceling that show. I mean it's obviously a barrel of laughs and wildly entertaining.
When Stephen Colbert goes off the air, what will husbands who are staying up late waiting for their wife to get home safely from her boyfriend's house watch?
Waiting for catturd
President Trump—we are ready to move the court tomorrow to unseal the grand jury transcripts.
I asked “Have the original Epstein files been destroyed?” and this is what they said: Trump: STFU, you panican weakling! Elon: Ani, are ya ok? Jose Padilla: *tears up* You know my name, damn it! 😿 Bondi: Um, I only talk to Fox New$$$$$$$ Bongino: I’m on leave. Fuck…
This guy entered politics right out of school. He's never held an ordinary job. And he has no clue what anybody outside of government does or depends on.
Has anybody ever explained what the hell Jolene must have been working with?
To be completely fair, both political parties have been engaged with this for a while now. youtube.com/shorts/2oULjI0…