Patrick Doran
@thepatrickdoran
QB #14
I called a rape advice hotline. Somehow it was only for victims..
No amount of gold medals will make me forget hope solo has a hairy butthole
I'll toss @hopesolo salad. #ilovehairybuttholes #USWNTParade #USWNT
She told her boyfriend that she missed him with my spit still on her tongue #MrStealYourGirl #PattyKissedYourGirl
All this time driving straight on Main Chick Ave and I coulda turned left down Better Bitch Boulevard.
Does it make me gay if my boyfriends half gay #asktwitter
But ill still be tweeting tips for the bros trying to get dat ass...#demboyz #hereforyouniggas #MrStealYoGirl #bossmandoran
Sorry I've been away fans...but the doran man is off the market....I think I found my one true love. #nomorehoes
Why should I attend someone's funeral when I know they won't attend mine...
I ain't your Mr nice guy. More like the take you home and fuck you twice guy.
Sex between 3 people is called a "3some". 4 people is a "4some". Now I know why they call me "handsome".
Bros. Watch out for adams apples. It's easier to cut a pole and make a hole then make a hole into into a pole #trickswithdicks
P.S. We got dick like Jesus. #cumtowine #HardAsaCruxific #reerection #SheSoWetNoahBuiltAnArc
Ay baby check out your clock. Its about to ding dong cause it's cock o clock