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pasta salad queen, pop culture expert, not actually jeremy allen white’s publicist
the devil wears prada is conceptually insane because it’s like a cult classic movie about a woman being narcissistically abused by her boss and everyone’s like the outfits!
i like that this implies there are some he’s not proud of. which is valid because there are some in his filmography i’m not proud of either.

seated for monte carlo rewatch before bed because sex and the city reruns are in berger era and i just cannot do that tonight
this is what it felt like to read hillbilly elegy
you are literally an upper middle class white girl from upstate new york 😭😭😭
i cannot believe people are genuinely engaging in “is it cheating if it’s with a girl?” discourse re: renee rapp on ziwe like so no one knows the definition of satire anymore
i’m going to have to live alone in an overpriced apartment because the idea of a roommate is much too much for my delicate nervous system to handle. someone else in my house interrupting my routines? only nicole is allowed to do that
like yeah jeremiah wasn’t in the mood to hang out with belly and her brother immediately after getting eviscerated by his father. he just wanted to drink and party. that’s normal i think
i’m not really in the mood to defend either of these guys they both suck but the shippers on both ends do not give either of them grace when it comes to grieving their mother or their complicated relationship with their father
well right after this he bailed on dinner with her but still showed up at the frat party… a true romance man
meanwhile nick robinson is getting jerked off on my tv like. okay.
molly and jeremy maybe back together. marcello hernandez brought his gf to the happy gilmore 2 premiere. pete davidson has a baby on the way. paul mescal codependently attached to gracie abrams. it’s so bad for me y guys
oh? oh.
Jeremy Allen White and Molly Gordon at screening of "Oh, Hi!" in Tribeca
less the pleasing sex toys and more the sex toy launch instead of album announcement if i had to guess
i’m crying why did harry’s follower count drop after the story 😭😭😭😭 damn whose last straw was the pleasing sex toys
think i’m going to go back to my roots and watch the new nick robinson movie tonight
when the FUCK did this get 14k likes
guys i know it’s irrational but im mad as fuck she’s not wearing silver .