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@theninetyninep1
Just one of the 99% wanting to enjoy life and not be subjected to the demented ravings of the 1% with an intense dislike of Tentacles especially political ones.
After seeing Patrick Spencer's picture outside court in the news recently I couldn't help notice how many Current and Ex Tory MPs seem to get photograph taken while they've got their Vinegar Strokes Faces on. #ToryVinegarStrokesPics A Thread ....1/
Journalist Mutton who dresses herself as Lamb hoping to inbed* herself with Troops ( * Embed sorry Freudian Slip )
Anyone else hoping for a military coup? 🤷♀️
This idiot fails to acknowledge that if Liz Truss+ Crazy Kwasi's Disastrous Budget effectively Triples people's Mortgage payments overnight then it might have a slight effect on their Disposable income to spend in Bars who overcharge grossly for their Shite Homebrew.
This idiot displaying a total ignorance of business margins. Especially in the wafer-thin hospitality sector No wonder the left are killing Britain’s economy. They thrive on jealousy and exist on skewed, Marxist maths.
Can't wait for the UK Justice System to reeducate you on your perception of the Punishment for Illegal Entry in UK
Does anyone remember a Ben from Waitrose at Henley ? He used to Whine a lot .
Does anyone remember a car called the Ford Escort?
It's 90s Dance Night Song 1 youtu.be/5M4dR-eWp1Y?si…
Better than advocating the Grooming of Kids below the Age of Consent
Looks like there's a New Grooming Gang in Town
Kids currently aged 13 will vote at the next general election. Fine. Reform offers the best future for young people. Bring it on! 🇬🇧
You've got to wonder whethey this is because Suella has defected to Reform ?
I have left Reform effective immediately.
LIVE AID at 40 currently on BBC 2 so many Good Memories and so many who have passed. 💔
U heard it here Charlie is willing to come back to UK + Pay his Tax Obligations as long as Govt can demonstrate that it doesn't go to illegals or Benefit Scroungers. Here's a thought for All those departing/-ed millionaires all Ur Tax can go to fund HS2 We'll even name it after u
Most people that move abroad, because they are not prepared to keep paying tax and see it wasted on all the illegals and benefit cheats, foreign aid.
Never seen a better warning for kids to stay out of the sun or to wear sunscreen. " Kids protect your skin or you'll end up looking like this old wrinkled Boot"
This is so ridiculous. At my primary school on hot days we were taken for walks in the fields not kept inside. Who started this kind of nonsense ?
This is such a depressing observation on our Media in UK + its most vociferous commentators. Only things more depressing are stats wrt Israel's war on Gaza. Lower Est of Dead Total 56k consisting of approx 12K Hamas 👁️👁️ 44K Civilians of which 17K Children 👁️👁️ 230 Aid Workers
Bob Vylan’s IDF Chant Ignites Uproar, While Actual Atrocities Get a Pass The PNG Courier's UK correspondent with the latest from Glastonbury Subscribe today!
Here's a likely scenario resulting from Zia's Flag War currently being fought in Warwick. Some dopey Gammon, inspired by Zia , will climb building to remove Pride Flag. Unfortunately falling to his Death + hence a Martyr is Born to Reform, when in reality he died being a Dick
Who really runs Britain? A coup has taken place in Warwickshire, where the CEO of the council has effectively declared themselves the monarch of the county. She has refused, point blank, in writing to take down the Pride flag and told our Council leader the decision as to which…
Loving the fact that all these Reform Supporters are actually watching Glastonbury 2025 on the BBC Live or on iPlayer thus letting us all know that they're paying their TV Licences like good little Sheeple.
“I heard you want your country back. Ha. Shut the f*** up” angrily yells Vylan, fresh from calling for “death to the IDF”, to a chanting crowd of white middle-class British liberals excitedly waving their foreign flags. All rather depressing, isn’t it? I note the intense border…
Farage fall foul of a Tirana-saurus Rex
gbnews.com/politics/nigel… Ooopsss… Mr.@Nigel_Farage himself has just challenged me on the facts! What an honor — for a “giant man,” as he described me (meaning, of course, from a “tiny country”) — to earn the attention of Britain’s unrivaled virtuoso of headline politics. He…
Could this cause a Cull of Reform Voters as the Fat Twats try and cook Burger and Chips after coming back in from the Pub?
🚨BREAKING: British citizens are taking to social media to declare their decision to boycott Uber Eats, Deliveroo, and Just Eat. This follows after these companies have been hiring illegal immigrants. Will you join the movement and stop financially supporting these businesses?
Oh look 20W Twice describes @DanNeidle as just another activist Labour Lawyer rather than a Tax Expert. Can't wait for Dan to volunteer to look at Dickie's + Isabel Goebenshite's Dubai Tax Arrangements for HMRC
Oh look …… Neidle is not a tax expert but just another activist Labour lawyer
Are we witnessing the emergence of the Unholy Trinity? Or is it just another Fundraiser for Russia+ it's war with Ukraine via Higher Oil Prices + sale of Nukes ? Iran via Higher Oil Prices ? And Trump via Economic Chaos+ sale of his Crypto ?
NEW: The PNG Courier reports from Iran: Trump's bunker buster is a 'Hole-in-One' for World War Three! mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/the-png-cour…
The Things Matt will put up with for the chance of a quick Legover
All these things happened to me in London today I paid nearly £30 for a train ticket to take me into London from a town just 30 miles away —on a Saturday The first person I sat next to, I think from India, decided to have a FaceTime conversation with his friend on speakerphone…