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Useless News: Is this AGI just Artificial Genital Intelligence on steroids? Ani, Bad Rudy, and men with low T star in today's Useless AI News story.
SWITCH UP YOUR SWEAR WORDS. KEEP THEM POTENT. CALL SOMEONE A PIECE OF FUCK. TELL THEM TO GO SHIT THEMSELVES. KEEP THE MAGIC ALIVE.
WHY ARE WE PUTTING HONEY ON SAVORY PIZZA NOW?! MAKE IT STOP!
I've made 7x on $pump just by shorting it Ico buyers were +40% at ath There's a lesson in that, don't listen to paid KOLs. Just use common-sense
Yall don’t think it’s “weird” that Everytime SOL’s marketcap gets above BNB’s, that Binance’s own coin BNB just *magically* goes on a run to out-do them?
And ticks.
Do you support a total mosquito genocide?
This guy's mom is out performing you.
I let my mom trade Phantom perps with $10,000. Here’s what happened after one week: 1/11
Way to go, guys!
A $100,000 salary in January 2020 has the same buying power as $124,353 in April 2025, per Bankrate.
I know $ETH is about to head to $20k so I’ve picked out land in a size 53 acres somewhere with 4 full seasons.
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🚨NEW: The Anti-CBDC Act just passed the House in a vote of 219-210 with just 2 Democrats voting in favor. Much more partisan, but that was expected. That concludes the voting on crypto bills!
Is @theuselesscoin "stealing like an artist" or just rugging the $USELESS that came before it? You be the judge.
I regret to inform you all that chia seed pudding does in fact massively help digestion.
This is why we crypto.
Purchasing Power of the US Dollar in June since 1950: • 1950: $1 • 1975: $0.55 • 2000: $0.14 • 2025: $0.07
SharpLink Gaming has dethroned the Ethereum Foundation as the largest holder of ETH in the Strategic ETH Reserve. Accelerate.
Imagine your ticker being $PUMP and this is the daily candle for your first day of trading after a $600M Presale 🤡
YOU CAN NOT MAKE THIS UP PUMPFUN ONLY ADDED 5 MILLION USD IN LIQUIDITY FOR A BILLION DOLLAR TOKEN THEY RAISED 800m USD AND ONLY PUT IN 2.5m IN SOLANA 🤣