Thomas
@thehumanslave
WORLD’S GREATEST MAN
You must kill the gay little monkey of self-doubt in your mind
Jovians don't even say "food's yummy" anymore. They all just call it "cuisine"
Lolicons were the 1st line of defense against art censorship and you ridiculed and mocked us. May your artistic niche be spared. Good luck.
Lolicons were the 1st line of defense against art censorship and you ridiculed and mocked us. May your artistic niche be spared. Good luck.
That there's probably only what ~60k or so users on Tea, and they're all the worst people on the planet should be good news for you people. Like really that is not a lot of people. Can you all stop blackpilling now?

Fun fact: Because of their mother's otherworldly beauty, both Jeff and his brother Ed would count as "pretty boys," but this won't play in to the series at all.
There’s an aged dog deep beneath the porch of the world whispering my name. He longs for a freedom only I can provide
Everyone’s mad about this or whatever and man you people are just dumb as shit. WB is in the red, and in prior years shit like this was a guaranteed hit, that’s why it exists. There’s literally not a single other reason other than a dying company’s desperate struggle for moolah
A new legend rises. AZTEC BATMAN: CLASH OF THE EMPIRES is coming to Digital 9/19.
I’d like to apologize for some of my recent tweets, as I feel they’ve given people the wrong impression of who I am. I’m actually not this funny all the time, and I’ve only been “on a roll” recently because I lost my job and have little else to do. Regards, The Management