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Defender of The Realm 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @RupertLowe10 The painting now complete. Representing Spirit and determination. Battle worn but still standing. I am hoping to gift this piece to Rupert if he will accept, so please share this with him. Limited Edition Prints available below.

Imagine Paul Ross looking at you like this (in a dimly lit car park)

Players crying on the bench, the eggheaded manager looks like he's going to burst, these are the scenes we all want to see. Just need a brawl after the final whistle

Someone in the office just keeps coughing horrendously non stop and not covering her mouth. Might as well be scranning bat butties down a Wuhan wet market here

Who would you want to see Oleksandr Usyk fight next? 🥊

Diana Ross took a better penalty than these at USA 94

All those resettled Afghan lads will be turning round to take their chances with the Taliban instead

Accidental Gregg Wallace

Maybe Conor McGregor just got his knob out because of autism like Big Greggggg. Makes you think

Watching women's football

Alex Ferguson was at Manchester United for 26.5 years & never embraced Manchester, the club or the culture as much as Pep Guardiola has Manchester City. Just another reason to call him the greatest of all time! 🩵👑

Rumblings on Facebook about rascal kids swimming in quarries unsupervised, this country is definitely back

Greggggg trying to men's mental health his way out of being a sex beast, Big Huw successfully MMH'd his way out of being an actual paedo. Makes you wonder why Russell Brand decided to baptise incels in the canal in his kecks. Stick to the winning formula

Hope I reach the front of the Oasis ticket queue soon. The concert is tonight!

Been on the train to work for 15 minutes and some bloke has already finished two cans of Thatchers Gold. Whisper it quietly but maybe this country is back

Imagine if it turns out to be an alien divorced dad sending dick pics to Babestation girls

Feel like pure shit just want to go look at some birds x

If they'd just let Wayne Lineker open an Ocean Beach in Tehran none of this would be happening

He's basically Russ in Tehran. Wonder if he has a secret blog about shagging

any personal photos of the Beckham family look like ones that groups of colleagues have done when they've got out of an escape room