Austine

Apparently, lemons are not naturally occurring. They're a hybrid by cross breeding a bitter orange and a citron. So basically life never gave us lemons, we created them ourselves.

Stop forcing yo children to eat food they don’t like. You too don’t eat food you don’t like!! I’ll never forget the nights that I spent sitting at the table, crying, throwing up & being forced to eat food I didn’t like. It’s so common we joke about it, but it isn’t okay

“boys are easier to raise” is bullshit. you gotta clock in with overtime to make sure they become decent human beings

centimeters is so stupid like why do they only use like every other number? there's not even really a pattern to it how do europeans even memorize this

you never know what you gone see when you open twitter. For example here is a grown man completely in awe that another man is carrying a coat

People are like “let her rest” but this is the kind of stuff that keeps old people going

I knew there was a wagon back there but I never expected a G Wagon 🫠

I never been this locked in bro do not send me no porn bitch

Genetics are crazy. because bro looks like a turtle & she looks near perfect

PUT THE SALARY IN THE JOB DESCRIPTION No one should have to take time off work to find out the job they’re interviewing for pays significantly less than the one they already have.

Damn well that was a waste of time

there's no good reason for a helper robot to be human shaped other than the longing for a slave.

This shit was LOUD. louder than George Lopez comin on the tv at 4 AM.

Happy Birthday to my twitter hubby @theereal_one 🥰🥳💜✨

Being likable is actually MORE important than being good at your job.

This how people who watch Baddies eat

When you already got wat you came for but gotta stay a little longer so she don’t call you a USER

They don’t make white boys like this anymore

imagine watching him walk back to the cockpit if she said no 😭

Why we never see this kind of pizza in real life

I never understand how in a world filled with beautiful good women with no baggage, athletes will pass around the same 10-12 recycled hoes like it's a mandatory rule