Benjamin Drevlow

"If Harry Crews and Chuck Bukowski had a love child, it would have been Ben Drevlow's A Good Ram is Hard to Find." - @davidtromblay

Someday we'll tell our kids about when our whole lives revolved around little red dots that determined our happiness, self-worth, and stress all at the same time. ...Well, y'all will tell your kids that. I'll be trying to explain MySpace to my AI dogs.

"Now that I’m almost forty, it’s easy to know my tics and proclivities. I can feel the happiness these jobs would have brought seeping through the sheen of disappointment I wear like skin." Always stoked for new @tylercdempsey!

Also, here's the actual flyer to enhance your reading experience:

So much love to @The_Booky_Man & @happymil_ for publishing this roller coaster of a story about a flyer for a ukulele club. Would be grateful if you would give her a quick little read and maybe told a friend if you don't hate it completely.

Micro-fiction "Ukulele Stu" by @thedrevlow. “...I mount my throne in the handicapped stall of the rec fields pavilion men’s room bare-assed w/ my sweatpants between my knees trying to do my business with 3 trash dogs trapped in the stall with me..." bloodhoneylit.com/fiction/ukulel…

"No man is an island. / But then I am not a man. / I am an island. / Of trash. / I am Trash Island. / You may call me Mister." - from trash pomes 4 trash people

Hold my beer… while I get a mango white claw

This morning the second @UrbanPigsPress Castaways feature 2 exceptional poems by @parsons_mfa I watched the heave of charcoal sea summit the grey horizon, obscure the benign bureaucracy of shore. urbanpigspress.co.uk/2025/07/24/2-p…

This one by Noah Berlatsky: "Fascism is a bundle of sticks shoved up their own stick ass. / Fascism is Heidegger assigning his own stupid book." urbanpigspress.co.uk/2025/03/19/wha…

If you're not sick of me yet, here's the second of my micros published by the great people at Your Impossible Voice. It's a love story between a polar bear and a cow. yourimpossiblevoice.com/today-at-the-z…

Honored to have this little ditty about The Big Lebowski and spreading my brother's ashes published in the great great at Your Impossible Voice. Would be grateful if you'd take a quick little read and maybe pass it on if you don't hate it. yourimpossiblevoice.com/that-scene-fro…

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Forwarded without comement.

I imagine "Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose" sounds a lot cooler & more profound when you’re getting stoned listening to folk music in some college dropout dude’s parents’ basement than when you’re homeless and shitting behind a Domino’s dumpster.

it is the day of thurs I barely know how to work the Twitter so you can only imagine my frustration I have with the Instagram. does anyone still use Instagram? Well, I know one person still. Had to call in the big gun, @jadedwriter_ on this one. citywidelunch.wordpress.com/follower-the-i…

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Annnnd @Aaron__Burch becomes a part of the elite "200 club." Give our talk a listen if you've missed out: open.spotify.com/episode/5WMRkT…

It makes me so happy that The Hulk Hogan sex tape with the wife of Bubba the Love Sponge has an official entry on IMDB and it has a score of 8.4 out of 34 revies, including one that just says "I'm not sure how to watch this film." Touche my friend. Touche. imdb.com/title/tt633649…

"She was on the low ledge of a bank building backing onto a public transit bus hub. Teenagers were throwing French fries at her to either feed or mock her. She ignored them. I walked back to work with my dog.  The crowing was resonant all the way." Thanks to @thedrevlow at…

I semi-regularly accidentally eat the little piece of paper they put between slices of cheese simply because I am too excited to eat my sandwich.