Cryptmaster
@thecryptmaster
I made a game about myself for @akuparagames. Winner of the IGF Excellence in Design Award! Available on PC, PlayStation and Xbox!
🥳 I am overwhelmed by your positivity! I know, I know! No one else cares about this stuff and it's uncouth to keep yapping on about it... But I'm proud of myself! It doesn't happen often so I'm going to try to make the most of it :P Thanks for all the lovely reviews ❤️
I’m Kicking Myself for Sleeping on ‘Cryptmaster’ for So Long. Don’t Be Like Me, Play This Typing Roguelike Right Now twp.ai/9PU04j
I made a linocut of myself because I need a new hobby. Petulantly manipulating the world according to my own twisted whims feels very passé these days. It's a crowded field...

Here’s the Cryptmaster himself with his well-deserved trophy! Congrats again to Paul and Lee, and kudos for such a great game! Please make more :)
"Is the Cryptmaster romanceable?" I'm getting tired of fielding this question! Are YOU romanceable? Look, take me for dinner, buy me flowers, pledge servitude to my unholy cause. We'll take it from there... I'll be honest, there's a VERY good chance you're not even my type!
15 Days: Part 13, where I write about Develop: Brighton, F1: The Movie, rebelling against @thecryptmaster, and facing the dreaded Backlog... pauljamesgamestesting.com/2025/07/18/15-…
I wonder if anyone has yet realised that the latest update to my game contains a clue to the location of a REAL prize in a REAL WORLD location? The clue is written in plain view, though not in black and white...

🎙️Don't worry, @thecryptmaster! We also don't want to thank you for letting us dub such an original game in our unmistakably sexy Spanish 😏😂. Sincerely, 🖤 La Condesa 🤍
@wiwyums had a blast at DevGAMM Lisbon 2024 – giving a talk, meeting devs, and winning Excellence in Game Design for @thecryptmaster ⭐️ Find out how he and @Farmergnome split the $10K prize and took home the trophy. 📩Apply for DevGAMM Awards 2025: devgamm.com/awards2025/
Is it a medical complaint that is making my minion shift constantly in his chair like that? If it is, then he should know that his policy only covers injuries received below ground.
@wiwyums had a blast at DevGAMM Lisbon 2024 – giving a talk, meeting devs, and winning Excellence in Game Design for @thecryptmaster ⭐️ Find out how he and @Farmergnome split the $10K prize and took home the trophy. 📩Apply for DevGAMM Awards 2025: devgamm.com/awards2025/
V2 of 🏭🎷 @FutureVibeCheck 's Alpha Demo is LIVE NOW during Steam's Automation Fest! 🧩Reworked tutorial: Squashed bugs and clearer mechanics! 🎶New music tools and new 🏭factories in Creative Mode! 📨Community Share Feature: share your musical chops with friends!
-2025 Midway Checkpoint- Top 4 favourite games I've played this year so far~ 🚪 Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward 💀 Cryptmaster 👻 9 R.I.P. ⚔️ Baldur's Gate 3 (really need to get back into this)
-2025 Midway Checkpoint- Top 4 favorite games you've played this year so far~ Mine: 📦Metal Gear Solid 4 ❄God of War Ragnarok ⏳Even if Tempest DC ⛪Piofiore Fated Memories
For those who have noticed a predilection for "dad humour" within my crypt, this is the cretin responsible.
I think I'm going to book this tapir experience but I just hope he doesn't rub too hard, I have quite senstive skin.
Maz's new hit single is fire: 🎶S A A A A L E 🎶
My game has been cruelly reduced by 30% for the Steam Summer Sale. This is ruinously cheap and an affront to my dignity. Please help by gifting copies of the game to all your friends so they can see for themselves how disgustingly low this price is. store.steampowered.com/app/1885110/Cr…
My game has been cruelly reduced by 30% for the Steam Summer Sale. This is ruinously cheap and an affront to my dignity. Please help by gifting copies of the game to all your friends so they can see for themselves how disgustingly low this price is. store.steampowered.com/app/1885110/Cr…
cryptmaster: increible lo adivictivo que puede ser un juego de tipear palabras mezclado con elementos rpgs. Los combates son divertidos, esta lleno de enigmas y juegos de palabra. es una experiencia rapida y corta, pero como dungeon crawler tiene mucha ambientacion buenisima
Just posting to say I just got my #cryptmaster rider from @youtooz! Yayyyy Thank you @VideoGamesXlife for this late Christmas present 🎁 😘 Everyone, go play Cryptmaster!
¡Qué juegazo y qué orgullo estar en el juego! Echadle un ojo es adictivo, divertido y bastante loco. Es un título muy original en el que las luchas se hacen con el teclado. Must play game!!
Ya podéis comprar mi juego, que cuenta con un premio del IGF, una traducción completa al español y acaba de recibir una actualización enorme. ¡Reiréis, temblaréis y no recordaréis cómo se escriben ni las palabras más sencillas! youtube.com/watch?v=IDIrOw…
We do have fishing! You just have to throw back the ones that talk. You can't eat those.
Ah. Yes. My favorite fishing game, @thecryptmaster
Ya podéis comprar mi juego, que cuenta con un premio del IGF, una traducción completa al español y acaba de recibir una actualización enorme. ¡Reiréis, temblaréis y no recordaréis cómo se escriben ni las palabras más sencillas! youtube.com/watch?v=IDIrOw…
HE HAS ARRIVED! (And is already sick of me) #Cryptmaster #Youtooz