Chad Candles
@thechadcandles
Tech won't save us. Crypto, DFS, and whatever else. The timorous may stay at home. Pro tip: Predictive Analytics Expert sounds better than Degenerate Gambler.
Never let a bear market ruin your weekend. #Crypto
I was sidelined for the Pump drop but if you’re victory lapping it going down gotta wonder why?
I cannot believe I fell for the precautionary walking boot. I am the most gullible man alive.
Rap: Joe Mixon (foot) expected to miss "extended period" of time; will be reevaluated closer to start of season.
Apologies all, no morning stream today but will try to hop on later. Childcare 1 - Chad 0 today.
“Training camp clips don’t matter” - Tyrone Tracy truthers searching for his (non-existent) highlights. There’s still time to see the error of your ways.
We are reaching incalculable levels of back.
Jaxson Dart finds Cam Skattebo for 6, via @SNYGiants:
CT is so broken we tap local highs and people declare it's the bottom of the 9th. Believe in something.
My Rocket Sanders big board shares couldn’t be deeper underwater.
Schefter: Nyheim Hines to sign with the Chargers.
We’re going live at 9am est for a special edition of Wake Up, Best Ball! With the one and only @PPRTyler! Come hang out, you won’t want to miss the first ever guest!
Going to try to get a Wake Up, Best Ball out today! Going to be a bit delayed again, our enemies are numerous and relentless. (I planned poorly).