El Casper - PhD. - Fart Gawd 💨 👑🤏🏼🏆
@thebigtex915
Dad of the Year 2017 - Today, Husband of the Year 2015 - Today, Beautiful Bald Bastard 🏆 - NMLS# 99FUCKYOU
NFL Shop came through clutch! Got my Jauan Jennings jersey in before the weekend! 75th Anniversary patch is iron on but still 🔥🔥🔥 #FTTB
When “Call Me Maybe” comes on you bet your ass I’m bopping to it. Song is 🔥 Before you came into my life I missed you so bad I missed you so bad I missed you so so bad Didn’t even know this mfer but inherently knew she yearned for the qualities they had. Deep as fuck.
😂😂 accurate
nobody works faster than IT support when someone has been terminated.
Gas, grass and ass Been known since like the 70’s yall just aren’t listening
What do men really want in life?
No wonder @The_Homie_9er_G wasn’t on the TL for a while
Serial 'butt sniffer' arrested multiple times for smelling random women in public
Looks more like a wigged up Freddie Gibbs
The Notorious B.I.G. daughter looks just like him.
Raccoons trying to catch a rainbow
Raccoons trying to catch a rainbow
Facts 🤌🏼🤌🏼
POV: you made the best decision of your life
He should hold out for more money
#49ers QB Brock Purdy is not practicing today due to personal reasons, per @Eric_Branch
I piss at least 10 times a day and I feel like that’s crazy high. If you don’t mind my asking, how many times a day do you piss?
You send me to pick up the food I might go ahead and eat all your mfing fries on the way home.
This bitch ass strawberry has more hair than I do 😩
Fuck yall and your designer cologne I smell like knock off Febreze and Downey Wrinkle Release
Going with Cherry Cola today so @Ty_Yo24 and @ThisIsFuggs will think I’m cool 🤗
Normalize calling dollars “smackaroos”
The lack of attentiveness, sense of direction and overall awareness mfers drive with is staggering
I’m excited to see year 2 Dominick Puni wreck mfers
Yes, love both of mine equally but it shows itself differently. Father/daughter relationship is different than a father/son relationship. Not better or worse, just different.
Do you believe Parents love all their kids equally?
Imagine seeing this on your doorbell camera, wyd? 👀
Imagine seeing this on your doorbell camera, wyd? 👀
I sleep easy knowing my staff laughs at my jokes because they’re genuinely funny and not just because I’m the manager