lucy
@theamazingphil
a decade deep into my frivolous dan and phil era
i can’t stop thinking about that random sim body slamming back first on the ice rink in yesterday’s video and phil saying “rest in spine!” like that really changed me and my vocabulary forever do not injure yourself around me
even with all the wenis grinding kendall chopping lettuce dropping burger burning cream pieing i’ll meat your bun-ing jumpscares dan and phil are genuinely incredibly passionate entertainers with such sincere beautiful hearts…. i’m really proud of them…
let’s hear it for everyone’s favorite chefs PAN AND GRILL‼️🍔⭐️
“we were having an argument” and it’s “this is yellow not green” and mr and mr polyphonic perception fighting over the melody of marimba apple ringtone i hate gay people
dan and phil come to the orphanage where you live dan: i want HER phil: idk... she's kind of ugly dan: phil... it's what’s on the inside that counts they adopt you
“the cactus club has now been phased out” followed by “later skaterz” feels like he pulled the trigger on me and then did this
