The Untz
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The Untz is that feeling….
If Ozzy Osbourne was in the building last night and heard Phish encore with “More” he would’ve been so happy he was dead
Phish plays in Wrigley Field 2016, Cubs win World Series. Phish plays in St Louis 2019, Blues win Stanley Cup. Phish plays in Queens for the first time tomorrow, it still won’t be enough for the Mets to win a title.
Jeff Holdsworth is a musician who was a founding member of the rock band Phish. The band originally featured Holdsworth and Trey Anastasio sharing lead vocal and guitar duties

Mike Gordon after looking into the crowd and seeing the same chicks on the rail

Instead of going to therapy, I just go see concerts and go on benders
In a 3 week span, Colorado gets Widespread Panic, Pretty Lights, Phish, Space Bacon, Melvin Seals, Primus, and String Cheese. Can't get the Wook Flu too bad if you never stop raging
On this day 30 years ago, the Disco Biscuits played their first show. Happy IndependUNTZ Day 🎆 🎇
If you ever get mad at the C.I.A, just remember they also created the Cornell show 48 years ago today
It's 420 eve, remember to leave a blunt and a Phillies hat out for Brownie
Dead & Company covering the White Lotus theme to a bunch of people who would stay at a White Lotus hotel
"To be blunt, Trey could urinate in his fans' ears and tell them it's music. The fans, in turn, would be there with tape recorders to capture the moment." -Marc Allan
The Goose Organization treats their band members like a Fantasy Football team
As much as I love Phish, the crowd that will be in Boulder for July 4th weekend will reach levels of cringe never before seen by human
Always Sunny needs an episode where they go see the Disco Biscuits at the Electric Factory and inadvertently join the nitrous mafia