The Salty One
@the_salty_one_
Half Libertarian shit talker. I'm a character acting for laughs only. My opinions are all made-up jokes and media is fake news. #Cooker #Parody #JustForJokes
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Can we make this dude ruler of the world?
Can we make this dude prime minister already
Meanwhile, I'm calling for @HelenClarkNZ to get fucked. We don't legitimise terrorist states.

This wasn't a business, it was a state funded lifestyle which ended when the taxpayer stopped giving. rnz.co.nz/news/national/…
Love this girl.
White liberals are a fucking bane on society.
Now even abos go ahead of white people in New Zealand. WTF. chrislynchmedia.com/news-items/act…
Excellent. Government has no place in promoting what type of genitals your partner has.

Refusing to let men into changing rooms with young girls is colonial violence.

Looks like rat and moa are back on the menu boys.
Victim mentality is becoming a mental disorder. No historic figure is force feeding you. Thats all you buddy.
These socialist bitches just love spending other people's money, especially when you've told them to stop. Fuck you Sara Templeton. Give the people their money back.

We must remove all authority from local councils to enter into agreements with iwi where the ratepayers pay money. matuakahurangi.com/p/the-great-co…
The UK is a powder keg about to explode. Diversity isn't a strength, common values are.
We don't hate our media and justice system enough. Why does our media call it a secret, illegal sexual relationship when he's 20 and she is 13? He already raped other girls and didn't even get prison time! Fucking paedos.



Next time someone tells you that Gaza is landlocked by Isreal, show them this. Now ask, why won't Egypt allow Palestinians to bring in goods from Egypt through Rafah.

Ministries we don't need: Ministry for Pacific People Ministry for Women Ministry of Disabled People - do this work in Health & MSD Ministry of Māori Development This reduces Government size by 20%. Less state workers & MPs. @NMowbray23 @dbseymour @mangonui08 @chrisluxonmp