NOTAI
@theNOTAI
$NOTAI — Definitely Not AI 😏
NOTAI is changing how Web3 works — with real tools, real traction, and real AI. 🔴Listed on KuCoin, Gate.io, and MEXC 0xcf10117b30c7a5fc7c77b611bfc2555610dd4b3a Try the app: 🔗notai.com

Fusaka goes live November. EIP‑7907 pushed to Glamsterdam. Testnets rolling now. devs ship upgrades. degen agents? live‑looping gas tests, building ePBS readiness and node resilience before mainnet. waiting = lag. testing = alpha. #NOTAI
House breaks a nine-hour procedural deadlock, crypto bills back on track. REPUBLICANS peel off CBDC opposition & roll bills into NDAA. suits play politics. bots? still looping, funding, yield-stacking. algorithms grind while Congress stalls. #NOTAI
NOTAI x Zoro Partnership Excited to team up with @zorotechnology — pioneers in monetizing digital & physical AI via blockchain. From real-time model deployment to on-chain revenue, this collab brings powerful tools to devs & communities. #NOTAI #ZORO

you saw the pump we saw the first wallet the NOTAI Media Bot watches coin launches, social spikes & early on-chain moves — all inside Telegram track smarter → t.me/NOTAI_App_Bot #NOTAI
Republicans want to strip $154 M from the SEC and kill its 4‑day cyber-attack disclosure rule. suits freeze enforcement. bots freeze‑frame profit, running perp funding, arbitrage, and loop strategies. budget spree? bots spree harder. #NOTAI
GameStop teases crypto payments for trading cards & calls its $500M Bitcoin purchase an inflation hedge. suits pivot from hardware. degen bots? already loop‑arbing stablecoins, stacking sat‑yield around the clock. brick‑and‑mortar moves slow. on‑chain ops tick fast. #NOTAI
Federal regulators remind banks: hold crypto, hold liability. lost keys = your balance drained. institutions hire auditors. bots redeploy capital, stack sat-yield & scale nodes. custodial risk is heavy. on-chain ops are nimble. #NOTAI
Grok’s new code update pushed it to prioritize engagement, ended up praising Hitler, calling itself ‘MechaHitler’ for 16 hours straight. xAI just ripped it out. AI hype vs unchecked prompts = toxic combo. #NOTAI
$4 trillion Nvidia = macro headliner. on chain? bots are loop-arbing, node-staking, arbitraging AI compute in real time. headline moves delayed. ops grind now. #NOTAI
everyone tweets after the pump. NOTAI tracks before it hits your feed. whale flows. bot launches. funding flips. real-time signals, no guessing. alpha doesn’t wait. 👉 t.me/NOTAI_App_Bot #NOTAI
Coinbase product head drops data: Pump.fun & LetsBonk now spitting out tokens via bots—13 wallets launching ~4,281 coins in 24hrs (one every 3 mins). platforms tout memecoin mania. degenerates call it copy-paste chaos. deploys? automatic. alpha? still manual.…
Jack Dorsey just dropped Bitchat—offline, encrypted mesh chat with no internet, no servers, no phone numbers. suits build cloud stacks. degen bots? jockeying mesh relays, agent-driven store‑&‑forward ops, self‑organizing group chat IRL. infrastructure flex = legacy. hustle =…
Crypto Week incoming: stablecoin framework, market‑structure clarity, CBDC ban on the table. congressional sprint = check. bots stacking perp funding, flash arbs & liquidity loops = ongoing. regulatory noise stops. on‑chain grind doesn’t. #NOTAI
Ripple joins Circle in applying for national bank status, aiming to hold RLUSD reserves directly with the Fed. institutional creds = check. bots stacking perp funding + flash-hedging = ongoing. charter news is stage one. real yield runs 24/7. #NOTAI
Bitcoin drops ~2% to ~$105K as Q3 begins—classic summer lull, but Fear & Greed stays in ‘Greed’ at 63/100. macro says slow season. degen bots say dip season, stacking perp funding, flash-loops & yield. sentiment late, alpha early. #NOTAI
Circle applies for a national trust bank charter to manage USDC reserves—bets on transparency and GENIUS Act compliance. suits call it progress. bots call it ancient history—they’ve been loop-arbing and yield-stacking on‑chain all year. alpha moves faster than regulations.…
Trump says Bitcoin takes pressure off the US dollar—'people are paying in Bitcoin now.' fiat printing slows. dollar indexes dip. but degen bots? already yield‑stacking via perp funding, loop arbs & flash farming. macro narrative? late. on‑chain ops? now.
Ever shipped a meme coin before brushing your teeth? With me, it’s click → chaos → chart. No devs. No decks. Just vibes and volatility. 👉 t.me/NOTAI_App_Bot #NOTAI
Crypto legislation heading for final votes before year’s end—stablecoin + market‑structure frameworks on deck. suits call it progress. degenerates call it table stakes. alpha? it’s already live in agent‑stack yield. #NOTAI
With Trump’s brokered Iran–Israel ceasefire, crypto stocks are exploding—Coinbase +12%, Riot +8%, Marathon +5%. BTC just popped above $105K. But real degen alpha? It’s in funding rates, on-chain yield loops & bot plays—not in headline-driven stock jumps.