Keaton Weiss

The left has found it’s Joe Rogan

If you wanna rename the Commanders, how about the Washington Pedophiles?

This like Russiagate except it’s real and it’s funny

At this point I’m starting to think Russiagate was real

Yes it’s about time people stop getting away with things. Glad the Trump administration is no longer turning a blind eye to people who do things they’re not supposed to be doing.

And the No Shit Award of 2025 goes to…

Maybe Alligator Alcatraz was a test from God: to see who’s a big enough piece of shit to peddle merch outside the prison and then ruin their grift forever with Trump’s Epstein betrayal.

If only the girls trafficked to Epstein Island had lost swim meets to biological males, they may have received justice

Updated for 2025:

You ever think maybe Epstein just had a right to defend himself?

Epstein was probably framed by Obama

I like countries that don’t bomb babies

I told you Diddy was Jewish

Under President Buttigieg there’ll be hate speech camps surrounded by horny trans women

seize the means of production by the pussy

Obviously a gay movement

Giving Israel 12 hours to implement a ceasefire is like telling an alcoholic they can stay at the bar til midnight but the they have to come home.

Men in women’s sports, amirite?

antisemitism

The fact that you have an audience is the only thing proving that there are people out there even dumber than you.