Cody Sapcut
@tharedbaron
Husband. Father. Union College alumni.
You don't get "real moonshine" in Gatlinburg, you get real mooshine from a guy named Phil who reads at a 3rd grade level and hasnt left the hollar in 8 months.
Bought my son his first Nerf gun. Didn't know when we did our random music video days of songs from my childhood that it would turn him into a member of Alqida, popping off rando air shots while dancing.
Shout out to the @StateLineCo boys for getting me my order all the way out here to Cali. #StateLineNationWide

Jesus Williams, kid finishes at the rim like a fucking Bukakke video.
I'm about to burn my entire fucking house down. Get it the fuck together ABC
Brace Butler has on under his jersey is designed to prevent subluxation. The Way he's moving is very guarded. Kid is prolly in a constant state of feeling his entire arm is numb. In short, he's a fucking savage for playing if that's what's going on.
My 2 year old daughter counts like she's a cyborg in Blade Runner going through the baseline test...
"My dad always carries his tool belt, and now he has prostate cancer." Who the fuck writes these drug adds?
If you though your friend that lacked self awareness in college was a cock block, have a fucking 2 yr old and get back to me.
The ppl still in the stands are the ones w/o season tix, who are prolly able to get to 1 game a yr, and are prolly fucking die hards. They deserve better than this.
We care entirely too much as a fan base for this to ever be a result of a game against this caliber of a team. #ChangeSomething
I live on the coast in NC. I've randomly met 4 people, at different times, in different locations around where I live over the past 2 day from KY. It's a sign, we're so fucking back! #BBN #CatsBy90
Anyone that can read a children's book to their child with full fluidity, needs to be put on a watch list.
Wife has never seen The Patriot. Amazon had a rent for 3.99 or buy for 4.99 option. Guess which household just became more patriotic.
Am I the only one in the mindset of "idgaf if that guy hit 15 3's, we are Kentucky" #FuckingPathetic
I love the picks, and when UGA absolutely destroys FSU the ppl that are mad won't have a leg to stand on.
I did not like the way we looked today at all, a W is a W though. We'll see what next week looks like. #CatsBy100