Chantel
@tellchantel
Hi I’m new here. Wife of Mediterranean hunk. Mother of babies. Maker of music. Writer of life. I live in my head so that’s why I run into walls.
Elon Musk and King Henry VIII share the same birthday and I just think everyone needs to know this
Normal people on Facebook Marketplace: Is this still available? Me: I want this with all of my heart and soul
Just because a mom has given birth recently doesn’t mean that an emotional breakdown is automatically “postpartum depression”. Be sure to also ask her what else is actually going on. There might be something happening that is circumstantial.
Dear Christians, If you want to save the world from eternal damnation, you need people skills. Telling an unbeliever to “just forgive” while they’re having a mental breakdown from abuse is not going to convince them. You come across as an apathetic sociopath. Telling an…
Living in a blue state means living in a fake altruistic paradise for the corrupt
I wonder if the Theo bros know that “love your wives” applies to them too
I know we’re not supposed to have addictions but I’m addicted to kissing my baby’s head and I just needed to get this off my chest
IDK why everyone praises iPhones so much. Its autocorrect sucks. Like I have a friend named Emily and every single time I try to type her name it changes it relentlessly to Emoly. What even is an Emoly? Nobody knows and yet here I am wasting my time trying to figure it out.
Parents really be on FB Marketplace selling their very old, beaten up, torn and ripped Bob strollers for $500.
I actually surprisingly love tracking my macros. It makes me feel like I have control over my own life.
Google maps told me to drive off a bridge today. This is of course really upsetting because up until now I had no idea it wanted me dead.
Being terminally unique is the disease of the arrogant.
Getting over yourself has tremendous upsides. It allows you to see that what works for others will work for you, too. Even if you’re objectively one in a million, as I am, that’s still a lot of people to learn from today and in history. Don’t become terminally unique.
To my fellow short girls: when buying clothes online, don’t skip past cute stuff with bad reviews. Read them carefully. Often it’s just tall girls complaining that we exist and this particular item wasn’t long enough for them.
The police called us today to tell us that our lawn grass is too long and that someone tattled on us. We just had a baby. We are overwhelmed. The stranger who complained could have offered to help. They could have offered to mow the lawn for us or offered to watch the baby, but…
My husband was part of a massive layoff in tech. Still having trouble finding something because AI is replacing engineers. And still I would never dream of leaving him just because of finances. I’d walk through fire with him. And if he’s in the trenches, so am I.
Harvard Study: ✔️ When wives lose their jobs, divorce risk up 0% ✔️ When husbands lose their jobs, divorce risk up 33%
My baby girl is way too pretty. All I want to do is cuddle with her and not get any housework done.
When I was 12 years old I saved my baby sister from drowning in our family pool. Not a single sound. Only by some miracle did I look over to see her sinking to the bottom when I was outside talking to a friend on the phone.
As summer approaches, good to remind us parents: Kids bickering, you’re tired / get distracted. Every summer. Kid left in hot car. Car seat isn't installed properly / kid not strapped in. Drowning doesn’t look like in the movies. It’s a silent plop. Usually with others around.