Tejuuu

bill gates : buy me a coke and take whatever you want 🫱🏼💳 baddie enthusiast : my mess is here i'll go have dinner

hairan mat ho bhagwan ki puja asur bhi karte hai

scientist narendra modi hand-vandana karlo 🥹🥹🇮🇳🇮🇳

met some famous ppl today with friends

thol bird sanctuary aaye 🤣🤣 temporarily closed hai 🤣🤣🤣 chud gaye 🤣🤣🤣 naseeb me hi loda hai hamare 🤣🤣

goon morning

bsnl bhadwe samjh me aagya balance khatam ho gya hai kitni baar gaand marwayega SMS me tmkc

behenchod kal 4:30 baje uthna hai trip jane k liye aur mujhe neend ni aari iski maa ka 12:30 hogye fuck this shit bro

aap jab pads lene jao tab ek packet mere liye bhi le aana kyuki mera bhi boht bura period chal rha hai

i am bhery famous gays

Log kehte hai bohot badal gya hai 🙄🥀 Yes bro software is updated 💥💥😈🦅

mc jis college me padhta hu wo Tier 1 apne aap hojata hai baaki sab college chutiya hai

The most spiritually advanced people are unemployed

"threesomes are unplanned most of the time 🤷🏻‍♂️"

🤬 🤬 🤬 🤬 🤬 🤬 Don't ever hurt me bcz if it's my turn you'll google how to stop crying 😈🤙🏼 😰 😰 😰 😰 😰 😰