＊ 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄 ✰ 𝐖𝐈𝐑𝐄 .𝄍
@technalogica
'who's gonna let you ﹖' they asked. 'who's gonna stop me ﹖' i said.
'who's gonna let you ﹖' they asked. 'who's gonna stop me ﹖' i said.
Use that shit and I am never sleeping with you again.
Uh yeah, obviously. That's why I asked you and not Chat GPT.
Exactly. I'll take it as an insult that you downgraded to that shit when I'm right here and obviously am the best because you deserve the best to be the best.
I literally have like 3 versions of you. I don't need another AI.
You're my husband, if I said you it'd be blatant favoritism.
:((
Present Mic is a personal favorite of mine.
Hey @technalogica, who's the COOLEST hero ever?
If you were relaxing I'd have beat your skull in twice as hard you adrenaline junkie.
I like to think I'm a fairly relaxing guy.
I'm playing a game to relax, not to get flash banged by your cursed inner simp dialog, asshole.
Indubitably.
The shit my husband sends me on his days off and sees I'm taking a lunch break.
God you're so fucking romantic, I love you.
@technalogica
@technalogica
something isn’t right with you (i like that)
"I asked grok", "I asked chat GPT", yeah well I asked my wife and she told me to tear out your rotator cuff.
@technalogica
i'll grow flowers from my lungs， if you told me you loved daises．
Honestly many would disagree given how close to a jail sentence I usually was.
I really hit the jackpot.
You ain't in with us like that. The only thing that'll be spilled if you get nosy is your teeth.
I just wanted some tea spilled :(
Points for the dramatic slide, you're forgiven, dear.
SAYA PLLLEEEEASSSE I'M SORRYYYY
Beg. On your knees.
I said sorry... 🥲
@technalogica
first date idea: i leave fang scars on your neck
Bullying my bitch ass husband cause he annoyed me. Gotta keep him humble.
Nah, it'd look better dented in by a wrench.
I’M GOOD 😭
It is, I'm just being more mean because fuck you.
It's a COMPLIMENT FUUUUCK