Autumn Christian
@teachrobotslove
Author of Girl Like A Bomb and The Crooked God Machine. / Writes the Teach Robots Love newsletter / Repped by Inkwell Management
Hello, new and old followers. My name is Autumn Christian. Most of you know me as the cult leader of large coffee or a shitposter. I am represented by Michael Mungellio of @Inkwellmgmt. Here is a thread if you want to get to know me and my work.


i have a good friend whos a knight. flower of chivalry. the sternest knight to his mortal foe & yet the meekest man that ever ate in hall among ladies. legit cannot find a gf. years of frustration. pines for love of the cruellest fair in arthur's court. modern dating is broken
As Autumn and I both understand, to be a great writer you must cut your superego down to a stump.
Hemingway looks at Fitzgerald's dick in a Moveable Feast: “You’re perfectly fine,” I said. “You are O. K. There’s nothing wrong with you. You look at yourself from above and you look foreshortened. Go over to the Louvre and look at the people in the statues and then go home and…
I have a serious issue with the order here.
How much of a writer can you take?
Hemmingway reads like a @PerryALPHA post
Hemingway looks at Fitzgerald's dick in a Moveable Feast: “You’re perfectly fine,” I said. “You are O. K. There’s nothing wrong with you. You look at yourself from above and you look foreshortened. Go over to the Louvre and look at the people in the statues and then go home and…
Hemingway looks at Fitzgerald's dick in a Moveable Feast: “You’re perfectly fine,” I said. “You are O. K. There’s nothing wrong with you. You look at yourself from above and you look foreshortened. Go over to the Louvre and look at the people in the statues and then go home and…
You sound gay. I have male friends and couldn't tell you about any of their "dongs".
It's not wrong to aim for the good even when bad things happen.
sick of all the sexy vibey love posters who have never stepped foot in divorce court. talk to me about burning karma, unconditional love, and agapé after you split assets with someone you thought you were going to spend your life with. that's a fucking equanimity practice
“It is good that my heart can feel the simple and innocent pleasure a man knows when the cabbage he eats at table is one he grew himself; the pleasure he takes not only in eating the cabbage but in remembering all those good days, the fine morning he planted it, the mellow…
"A home is a reminder of one's own will and responsibility."
My husband has on multiple occasions told me I'm "one of the most insane people he's ever met" so maybe I can shed some light on the being homeless and mentally ill situation. Every day that I choose to stay sane is a choice. It is an incredible force of will, like putting a…
My husband has on multiple occasions told me I'm "one of the most insane people he's ever met" so maybe I can shed some light on the being homeless and mentally ill situation. Every day that I choose to stay sane is a choice. It is an incredible force of will, like putting a…
A reminder: framing homelessness as a problem of mental illness or addiction has been politically manufactured to divert attention from its *actual* causes—skyrocketing rents, poverty wages, gutted social supports—and to justify the removal of homeless people from public space.
I like this notion:
You should only argue with friends, with people who you are actually willing to listen to and be changed with an open heart (and vice-versa). There is no point in arguing with a stranger.
i feel embarrassed when i think about the fact that men know i eat. men shouldn’t know that i eat. so humiliating
i don’t care if the author is a terrible person; if the book sounds interesting, i’m going to read it. many of you would be happier if you adopted this philosophy.
I used to be confused why writers often got mystical and strange in their later years - seemingly abandoning rationality in pursuit of a spirituality that sought to explain everything. I chalked it up to fear of death, seeking comfort in their later years, the consequence of a…
You should only argue with friends, with people who you are actually willing to listen to and be changed with an open heart (and vice-versa). There is no point in arguing with a stranger.
We are quickly barreling toward a future where women aren't even going to be allowed to read.
Tea is now the number one app on the App Store Tea is a women-only app where users anonymously share info and warnings about men to spot red flags and get feedback.
gender discourse seems to forget our mutual humanity like we ARE the same but we're also not at all the same and we've stacked up many grievances
Too many people are worried about demons in music and video games, but they have not kept their own house in order- they are cruel and dishonest and self righteous and vindicative and are completely ignorant of their own evil because they think "demons" hold this ultimate power…

New paper & surprising result. LLMs transmit traits to other models via hidden signals in data. Datasets consisting only of 3-digit numbers can transmit a love for owls, or evil tendencies. 🧵
New paper & surprising result. LLMs transmit traits to other models via hidden signals in data. Datasets consisting only of 3-digit numbers can transmit a love for owls, or evil tendencies. 🧵