fent pimp

(reading your palm) you’ve been jacking off….a lot

every room with my wife in it is an escape room

pass the bone broth twin I’m famished in this hoe

in Dubai behaving ethically

getting deported in head to toe Under Armour

“me or the Nintendo Switch” i don’t even know you. and if you touch my Nintendo Switch i will club u to death

seriously you always have the best phone backgrounds dude

no, you’re in the flight logs

so what if i’m in the flight logs

Cheese on a burger… thank me later

Homie that's down to die at any moment

u will respect whatever i pull out of this tube top. do i make myself clear

in MARYLAND getting my SALAD TOSSED by a ROOKIE QB

stand on buinness (beans guinness)

may i interest u ladies in our house made Lego martini

the titanic hit that iceberg bc my great aunt was suckin up a storm in the captains quarters

nice virtual gf gaywad (deletes her)

🫡 salute to every American flag bikini

theres a rocket pop in my pussy

this and a concussion from a boating accident