🦣Tanimal

The goon method growth guide is done You can now get 150+ Million views and 10,000+ followers in under 30 days with brain dead instructions All for the price of a pack of smokes Until I realize it's value. Link⬇️

Share your first business ever I wrote 2 page minecraft books in 2nd grade and sold them for $12 a pop

When your orthodontist has her hands in your mouth and starts talkin bout your "sexual shadow realm" and "metaphorical mask" and you cant even defend yourself

Day 4 of sliming my day ones who held me down through everything

My friend is tired of short form relationships and wants a long form one If you're a female lead, send your portfolio and I'll have him take a look Make sure to include testimonials

Aight guys shit wasnt that funny come on now

Haven't touched this account in like 2 weeks

"sure its not your sister?" "no its my little brother " "oh ok"

don't forget about this shit

Pedro Pascal to someones wife when he gets a lil anxious

This defeats the purpose of sexually harassing cuties at sonic. I'll just cook at home at this point

Walking next to a flock of black dudes is like walking next to a group of ducks They just start saying shit "fonemgrev bruh🥀" "onmymahmuh" "hellnahtwin" I usually just throw them bread and they stop

$100 prize to whoever gets the most views and followers on ig by September 1st Requirements are -Be in Goon method whop -Join twitter community I'll probably raise the prize price too, depends if I'm hungry or not

Goon = MC$