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My neighbor i got in a fight with is at the laundromat with me
Oh my god savannah slow down
Halloween is 100 days away.
don’t ever fuckin say no shit like this ever again and i’m not playing
Not so fun fact: the insect creature you’re seeing here does not have human hands That’s not the creature who’s trying to get out. Someone’s in there with it
Don’t mind if i do!
Post your dog looking like a cutie patootie.
This is so funny because me and @TheBaddestMitch watched this episode in real time and the question was “What costume would your husband look ridiculous in” or some iteration. Y’all just be lying.
They asked men "what superhero would you like to be called in the bedroom" 😭😭😭 (wrong answers were Captain America, Shazam, and Wolverine)
I need to know how to start a tenant’s union and how to organize a rent strike
y’all are thieves of joy
thankful for whoever took away Beyoncé’s photoshop
Trisha Paytas is a white lady witch and everyone is too casual about it.
All i know is me personally I would’ve beaten Tom Sandoval with a bag of phonebooks.
😂
So do I need to take you out of the choreography I made up for my reception? I got you pasties and everything.
………..wait right there.
Fuck him. His crackhead cracker ass needs to get the same treatment we get
i hate that wedding tradition where the guy goes under the bride’s dress to get the garter and they being all freaky and weird like omg keep me out of your fuckin kinks. see also “bride does sexual dance for groom in front of everyone” go to hell frfr
Jax Taylor and Kristen Doute are in the running for two of the bat shit craziest people i’ve ever seen on reality tv in all my years of life.
i had a terrible day, but i’m gonna give myself until 5pm to get over it. If im on here complaining after 5, cuss me tf out.
This inspired me to ask my mom and omg?
My mom is so funny like what is her problem 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I’m screaming.
oh my god????
Ten years ago, I'm walking in NYC, and I ended up walking behind this black dude with a mini fro for a few blocks. Once I realize it, I mutter to myself "look at this ol fake ass Craig Robinson" and that "fake" turned out to be the real Craig Robinson. He definitely heard me...