Talktoony

I consider anyone who’s ever been injured by fireworks a veteran

no idea what the national animal of England is but you just know it’s gonna be some beaver

Yeah. I drew this meme with FURRIES

Sorry I flinched I thought you were going to be much fatter

Kendrick type beat bing-bop-bam

It's going down. Meet me after school tomorrow.

True

My barber whispered “you’re not from here” and kept cutting.

Monsters vs. Aliens (Nintendo DS)

Matt Walsh: “labubus make the world uglier”

i would rather kill myself then stop saying gigachad

Your gay as hell if you have sensitive teeth

the ambience in the company conference room is so sick…i gotta figure out how to record my LP in there

her love language is overthrowing structures

angry birds (pajaros con bronca)

Sleep is just poor man’s dissociation

Bow in the presence of Great Clips

My therapist blocked me on Venmo.

using GarageBand to record my manifesto

23 years of son shine