Saurabh Tak

Can you help me get out of India and set me up in a foreign country? I can weave carpets in Iran and pick olives in Israel. I can shear sheep in Australia and cure cheese in Austria. I can bus tables in Taiwan and bust gangsters in Saskatchewan. Seriously, DM me!

Europeans presented their credentials to the Indian emperor. They braved peculiar Indian diseases and barbarous natives. After helping multiply Indians’ prosperity and longevity manifold by introducing them to technology and hygiene, the Europeans went back to Europe.

If it weren’t for Christian missionaries founding schools for girls in India during the British Raj, Hindu women in America would be charming like pythons rather than programming in Python during Modi Raj.

British India was a first-world country which attracted immigrants from all over the world. Modi’s Bharat is a third-world shithole which record numbers of Indians are fleeing every day.

The Indian PM is presently visiting Great Britain. He could tremendously exalt his own legacy by finally apologizing to the British people for the horrific captivity, torture, and massacre of unarmed immigrant British women and children by Indian natives at Cawnpore in 1857.

The PM of India is scarcely ever in India himself! Narendra Modi can’t bring himself to exist in an India he lords over without jetting off to some exotic locale abroad every fortnight. Has anyone audited his frequent foreign vacations yet? Can Indians afford this nonstop loot?

He hadn’t seen anything like that back in a bereft Russia. When I stepped inside Thai supermarkets for the first time, whether it be the ubiquitous 7-11 or the gargantuan Makro, I was likewise shocked myself. ‘HOLY SHIT!’ I hadn’t seen anything like that back in a deprived India.

Now taking cue from Mr. Modi, the Gujju decolonizer, his pot-bellied ministers show up to work in a pair of flip-flops and pyjamas – the latter held together by a precarious drawstring – with a blindingly colorful sackcloth thrown on top for good measure.

This is how crisply suited & booted dapper Indian men turned up to work for the Nehru-Gandhi government.

All patriotic Akhand Bharatis prefer to live in the United States of America!

Hindu extremists abetted by Narendra Modi kicking out American brands out of India. If Trump demands an answer from Modi, Modi will piss his drainpipe pajamas and throw the veggie terrorists in jail. But Trump will need to pick up the phone and dial Modi.

This pagan moron is a minister in the Delhi government. One wonders how he manages to walk straight let alone do a decision making job. Use the translate function to read his BS.

The more "Hindu" Bharat has become, the more filthy and tatti Bharat has become. It's not a coincidence ...!!! It's unpleasant, but it's the truth. ALL religions are toxic when they influence governance, and Hinduism the most toxic of them ALL, especially India. You can't…

Precisely! By the way, a Welsh carpet dealer brought samosa from Uzbekistan to India. Indians are masterful appropriators.

Errr. Chai is brought to Assam from China by a Scottish botanist.