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WHO: tom finkel; WHAT: slow learner; editor-in-chief @miaminewtimes; WHEN: e-i-c @villagevoice, @riverfronttimes, @citypages

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carpe gin@t_fin · May 19

texas medicine, 10%, railroad gin, 40%, bootleg whiskey 1%, champagne 19%, wine 30%

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carpe gin@t_fin · Jul 19

Hell, I’d do it for half that.

ggreg@greg16676935420 · Jul 19

Would you stop using 𝕏 for 100 days for $1,000,000?

carpe gin@t_fin · Jul 18

Light pollution from #AlligatorAlcatraz is imperiling the Big Cypress Preserve’s “Dark Sky” status. ⌨️ Alexander Luzula 🗞️ @miaminewtimes miaminewtimes.com/news/how-allig…

t_fin's tweet card. Activists are concerned Alligator Alcatraz is polluting Big Cypress Preserve's dark skies, endangering its protected species.

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carpe gin@t_fin · Jul 17

🚨🚨On Tuesday, Orlando lawmaker Anna Eskamani accessed Alligator Alcatraz contract documents on a state website. The next day, they were gone. @AnnaForFlorida 🚨🚨 ⌨️ @naomifeinstein 🗞️ @miaminewtimes miaminewtimes.com/news/is-florid…

t_fin's tweet card. On Tuesday, Orlando lawmaker Anna Eskamani accessed the contract documents on the website. The next day, they were gone.

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carpe gin@t_fin · Jul 15

does this apply to emotional support lobsters 🦞🦞? (asking for a friend)

hhorse dentist@equine__dentist · Jul 15

a TSA officer will visually inspect your lobster

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carpe gin@t_fin · Jul 14

So tell me later what I know already and what I don’t get yet save for another day – Adrienne Rich poets.org/poem/evening-l…

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carpe gin@t_fin · Jul 13

Stayed up late last night after the Miami @ElvisCostello show. The Old Man’s patter was loaded with humor, red-hot political conscience, straight-up irony, and, yes, love. 📷 @IanWitlenPhoto 🗞️ @miaminewtimes miaminewtimes.com/music/review-e…

t_fin's tweet card. Highlights included new entries on the Radio Soul! Tour setlist and several pointed jabs at Trump and resurgent fascism.

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Alex DeLuca@AlexLDeLuca · Jul 11

New from me: Fernando Artese, a 63-year-old Argentine living in Miami, was on his way to a new life in Spain. Now, he’s locked up at Alligator Alcatraz. miaminewtimes.com/news/miami-dad…

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natasha yee@natashawrote · Jul 10

Billboards criticizing Alligator Alcatraz went up on the Dolphin Expressway. Hours later, they were taken down — possibly at the urging of a top state official. @tomaskenn 📰 @miaminewtimes @bscottmclendon1: miaminewtimes.com/news/did-a-sta…

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Miami New Times@miaminewtimes · Jul 8

In response to skeptics who questioned the legitimacy of the video, Grok, Elon Musk's controversial AI chatbot, insisted the clip was authentic. miaminewtimes.com/news/viral-all…

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carpe gin@t_fin · Jul 7

Alligator Alcatraz contractors are covering up the USDOT numbers on their trucks. That's illegal.🙈🙊🙉 ⌨️ @naomifeinstein 🗞️ @miaminewtimes miaminewtimes.com/news/trucks-en…

t_fin's tweet card. The contractors are illegally covering up the USDOT numbers on their trucks.

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carpe gin@t_fin · Jul 6

I ain't got no home in this world any more.

carpe gin@t_fin · Jul 4

Recommended Fourth of July reading popehat.com/p/the-fourth-o…

t_fin's tweet card. Can Any Nation So Conceived Long Endure?

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Elaine de Valle@newschica · Jun 28

Cowards. That's what the whole of the #MiamiDade Commission is. Somebody could have stopped this. But it's easier, and more convenient to chill public comment, isn't it? @CommishArod Rodriguez bears the most responsibility. politicalcortadito.com/2025/06/28/mia…

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