Razz ⛧

when she out with mfs you lowkey don’t trust

When you thought the love of your life is calling you but it's just your girl

"Haven't seen ya in a while, what u been up to?" Me:

“i only fck with you fr”

what your girl be doing when she says goodnight at 7pm

when she text “ I HATE YOUUUU ” for the first time

when she finally opens up to you but starts talkin bout the hoe phase

How mfs sleep after paying for a romantic dinner and not hitting

How it feels Watching the stories of the baddie u fumbled

how happy mfs be to show you receipts of your girl cheating

When she doin exactly what she said in them texts

when you tell her goodnight but she tells you to stay up with her

my lil cousin told me he got a crush on this one girl and he’s gonna marry her someday LMFAOOOOOwhogontellhimOOO

she can be a hoe all year long and still have “GOD FIRST” in her bio

i'm trying to stop being mean but it's like yall have to stop being stupid first

life is hard but at least i don’t have a baby with my ex

Me going back in time to save myself from responding to the hoe that would genuinely ruin my life

When you realize the love of your life is someone’s favorite eater

when she mad but still cares

i be taking 3 hr showers to wash off the depression