Dustin
@systematictism
I am just here for the free T-shirts.
🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: Tulsi Gabbard just announced that she is dropping groundbreaking evidence against Barack Obama that will make his denial of treason “look ridiculous.” Gabbard claims Obama, Hillary Clinton, and the media ‘will all end up exposing themselveswith their own…
As the Soviet Union was collapsing, Metallica and Pantera held a free concert in Moscow. Over 500,000 Russians attended. They were welcomed as Gods, symbolizing their newfound freedom. Metal is extremely American. Shut the fuck up.
My parents didn’t let us listen to Metal. Was devil worshipping music. Hard to see how they were wrong. Pantera used pentagrams. Even if “ironic,” or “art,” it’s demonic symbolism. Later in life I tried. Couldn’t stomach it. Made me physically ill. It’s the sound of demons.
HOlY SHILT! The Epic Bacon at Tesla Diner looks amazing!
Man Really Excited For Government To Release All The Government Documentation Of All The Government's Crimes buff.ly/HEu6mQ7
Now she looks like a hobbit
Tammy Slaton, star of 1000-lb Sisters, is barely recognizable after extreme weight loss and skin removal surgery.
Mahmoud Khalil has just been DETAINED by ICE as he was in media appearances today. Breaking the conditions of his release.
Let the great meme war begin!
🚨 BREAKING - Democrats are now calling for a Biden/Crockett Presidential ticket in 2028
