sarah
@swkyhokie
Reality is only a Rorschach ink blot. 🇺🇸1A 🇺🇸2A
Feeling extremely blessed. Even though I’m in a deep blue state, I live in the greatest country in the world! 🇺🇸 The vibes are immaculate. 🥰
Oh, hell no. You’re tryin’ to pick a fight with all of Germany now.
I feel like people just pretend to like sauerkraut. There’s no way that can be real. “You know what this bratwurst really needs? Some Puke Spaghetti.” No chance. You’re all liars.
Anyone out there feel like they have mastered this whole adulting thing or am I just dumb?
New life goal unlocked
The chance of finding dolphin cats in a lavender field is low, but never zero
Oh man… this is terrible news! Two legends in one week. 😭 RIP Brother!!!! 🇺🇸
🚨BREAKING: HULK HOGAN HAS DIED AT 71‼️😭 WHAT IS GOING ON?
Good morning 𝕏. It’s Thursday. Scrolling through the feed this morning got me like…
I want a list of the idiots who actually are doing this.
you can venmo the United States to help pay off the national debt
Oh man…same. LOL
I liked calculus so much that I took it three times. 🫡
Our tax dollars my friends… 🤦🏽♀️
OH MY GOSH I JUST SPOTTED ONE OF THEM
The one feature that I cannot stand in my Tesla is that if you aggressively lay on the horn at someone who pisses you tf off in traffic, the car adds a fart to the end of it. Very embarrassing.
Peppermint soap 😇
I'm out X. I hope all democrats get soap in thier pee hole tomorrow. Share if you agree.
Final product. Not my best work, but the eggs were good at least! 🤤 I always fail when it comes to doubling a recipe. Seems like it never comes out right.
The boys have been requesting homemade ramen ever since we got back from Japan… Can’t have homemade ramen without the marinated soft boiled eggs!!
Who here hasn’t had a 3-way???
I’m making Cincinnati chili for dinner, are you a fan? Sometimes a girl just needs some spaghetti in her life. 🍝