Swiss Football Data
@swissfootdata
Statistics and Predictions about football. UEFA Ranking Data madness included. Buy me a fried pizza: https://buymeacoffee.com/swissfootballdata
So listen, I'm not good at goodbyes But this is it Partly because the fire is gone Partly because twitter has become absolutely toxic owned by a giant asshole But mainly because I have so many other things in life going on and haven't got the time to do this properly
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One last jinx for Czechia You will experience only pain and misery in football for the next 5 years There is nothing you can do against it This is my final wish, and there is no stopping it You know I love you, but you need to go down Over and out Take care, everyone!
While I think we all expected Switzerland to embrace the honour of hosting #WEURO2025, I think it has exceeded all expectations. Well done, everyone. 👏 📸 @liaswaeltis
Of course as soon as I retire Switzerland claims complete ownage of football in Czechia Weird times, but what can we all do? I will remaim silent till Czechia is in absolute shambles. Then I may come back to pick up the remains #UCL #ServetteFC #PLZSFC
I've got to admit, I miss being insulted here
Nobody gives a flying fuck about your Alpenmilch shit Swiss football, so.. 🤷🏼♂️ Simple as that.
Fuck me destiny really wants me to come back, right? #Plzen #UCL #UCLDraw #ServetteFC #ViktoriaPlzen #Czechia



Hahahahahahahaha Burn, FIFA, burn 🔥🔥🔥 #ClubWorldCup #CWC2025 #FIFACWC
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: FIFA have changed the seats of the people who bought a ticket for the Club World Cup. Those with a ticket will be moved to a seat that is shown on television so that the TV camera's only capture seats with fans in it, making the stadium look less empty. — @DailyMail
I'm tempted to make a short comeback just to make fun of the FIFA Club World Cup This has disaster written all over it I can't believe this corrupt, narcissist fucker Infantino actually dared to engrave his name on the trophy What a giant joke this all is #FIFACWC

Quick comeback I could not resist What a time to be alive! #Musk #ElonMusk #Trump
