swagmonkey 🧊🥽

If you played lifeweaver on dorado yesterday morning and kept grippin me right, PLEASE CALL ME

“I’m indi-“

Shawty know my Impact

Me and my platonic male partner just purchased property on makeout hill

leave the game before the game leaves you .

Sent a post and said “us” but accidentally started a group chat with 8 ppl 🤕

It’s me and my dodge dart vs the world

This world is too cruel to be listening to white people

I will always slime every1 i know for the random mercy player

This girl kept grabbing my chest through my Walmart vest at the club but I think it was her infantile instincts trying to breastfeed

Saw my ex on my clash royale friend’s list and she’s a single tear

#1 rule we don’t cheat on good women

Been playing nintendogs for about a year now just to beat and starve this dog. Very gratifying watching it cry

don't forget who i am

Malice mizer on Spotify now

awesome dancing bear

My name is Pedro Pascal and this is my emotional support prostitute

Mmmm and I’m fiddlin with my stick in her nunu