Paul Blart

Yeah I know HTML- how to meet ladies

All he does is copy me btw

I’m telling your secrets :) to my mom :)

It’s Sunday are you sunning it up

These are the paws of a killer Bella

Get a load of this

GET OUT IF MY WAY MOVE IT IM ZOOMING MOVE ZOOM ZOOM GOTTA POOP

I graduated top of my class and you can too besties blackspurgoods.com/products/clown…

I have grown but Bluey hasn’t :)

why She yelling

Banana boy !!! Banana boy !!!!

Did you know the swaggiest thing you can do is read & support your local library? You can get a library card & access tons of knowledge & quality literature, like this book by @MarissaEller (aka @stinky_boots mom!)

Had it not been for the laws of this land I would’ve stabbed you with a rusty fork already

FREAKY ASS WHITE BOY WEDNESDAY !!!!!!!!! GET YO FREAK ON !!!

Freaky ass white boy Wednesday indeed

Hey I’m out of cheese can I just can I just have some of your cheese help me out (@swagmastarpaul)

Being a mean and evil and cruel and a nasty little guy

It’s Texas Ranger Tuesday :)